The force it will be with thee always Luke. Meet Taylor Faulstich, who plays Luke Skywalker in our May the Fourth Be With You reading.

There are currently only three Star Wars movies. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Some hack claimed he was making more Star Wars movies in 1999 and Taylor got really excited and started collecting figures and Pepsi cans and magazines and anything else Star Wars related his parents would give him money for. However, it turned out the movies weren’t Star Wars movies and Taylor questioned his entire existence. Then the only three Star Wars movies he knew and loved started changing, and he couldn’t understand what he did to deserve this punishment. As time went on, he became older and more cynical. But then one day Taylor had an awakening, and realized that there might one day be four Star Wars movies and then he smiled again.

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